SPECIAL FOOD FORCES

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SPECIAL FOOD FORCES (SFF) is a highly-skilled group of dog operatives, expertly trained in FOOD HEIST operations. Their focus is upon securing food elements from THE HUMANS, who generally hoard large stocks of food that they are too selfish to share. SFF Headquarters is in a secure, undesignated location in the United States, believed to be somewhere in New Jersey, with rumors of an annex in the hills of the Appalachians, and Mobile Training Teams (MTTs).

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“We function at all levels of food operations: direct, ambush, “counter”-intelligence… if you’re a dog with mad FOOD HEIST skills, waiting to be cultivated… you will be inducted. We may already be scouting you…SPECIAL FOOD FORCES! WOOFRAH!!!” - General Baloo aka The Lanther

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COMMANDING GENERAL

GENERAL BALOO

CODENAME: THE LANTHER

Mugshot in Black & White

This 4-Paw General is among the most experienced Food Heist leaders in all of canine history. Among his many talents, The Lanther is an extremely skilled “counter”-intelligence expert… if it’s on the counter, it doesn’t stand a chance. He is also adept at motivating Food-Laden Humans to bend to his will utilizing “Jedi Mind Trick” tactics and fuzzy interrogation techniques. Always a last resort, he has been known to directly assault tasty objectives, manned or unmanned. He is a professional and an expert, feared by all food-bearers and kitchen owners.

Outside of the Food Network: He is brute force, and has been known to maneuver his way toward any and all objectives he wishes… at times dragging his Human across damaging surfaces to do so.

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COMMAND SERGEANT MAJOR

COMMAND SERGEANT MAJOR P. J.

CODENAME: UNDERTOOTH

PJ

Undertooth is the right-hand dog of The Lanther. He too is an expert in “counter”-intelligence. He possesses great agility and infiltrates all household spaces with his skills in climbing, jumping and securing hard-to-reach items. Smaller in stature to The Lanther, he and his unique toothy grin make him appear to The Humans as “less food-threatening.” Humans are therefore, less guarded, even complacent, about their food on their tables and counters in his presence. Tisk, tisk, tisk!!!

Outside of the Food Network: Undertooth is known for his high-pitched rebel yell, which he utilizes upon seeing something (usually a critter) that he wants really, really badly. It is akin to screams of pain… and can be somewhat embarrassing to the Humans in tow who often earn cross stares from concerned passersby. Undertooth seems to adore the ladies, and has a bit of a crush on The Cheerleader (next).

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WOOF BRIGADE COMMANDER

COLONEL MARSHA

CODENAME: THE CHEERLEADER

MARSHA

The Cheerleader is a feisty young lass with an infinite interest in all things tasty. She knows no boundaries where Humans and food are concerned. If you’ve got it, she’ll be right there to nose in for it. She does have quite a vice for “street meat” – where on walks her lust for food drives her to scarf down any morsel on the ground that she encounters. The Cheerleader has also more recently picked up on her “counter”-intelligence skills under the training of The Lanther and Undertooth.

Outside of the Food Network: She holds her own hanging with the boys. When they run as a pack, she touts the battle cry first and loudest, ramping up Undertooth and The Lanther to rally toward outside forces of any nature… squirrel, cat, dog, human. She will instigate the boys to react and bark continuously at them to “hold their positions” at all costs. The Cheerleader has an unabashed crush on Undertooth, though when he isn’t around she has a tendency to be sweet on The Lanther.

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UNIT FOOD ANALYST

MASTER SERGEANT JAKE

CODENAME: SMILIN’ JAKE

JAKE

Smilin’ Jake is known for the quick and meaningful way he snatches food from the hand that feeds him. It’s just his way… no harm intended… but Humans usually rather toss him a treat than let him take it from their hands. Smilin’ Jake is a salty senior dog, full of great wisdom and still very keen to the odors of food for which he is certain to come around. He is much like a Great White Shark, in that he hangs out by food sources, but conserves his energy for when the food is most attainable (i.e. drops on the floor or is put in his bowl or mouth-area).

Outside of the Food Network: Smilin’ Jake hangs out like a cool Clint Eastwood, observing the scene and only making a stand when it matters most.

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PLATOON POINT LEAD

CAPTAIN JETTA

CODENAME: JETTA-BUG

JETTA

This girl is first (and sometimes ONLY) to everything food-related. Jetta-Bug is a food-seeking missile and will even bump her dog buds out of her way to get to it (even when it’s in their own bowl). A little on the “loose-cannon” side, but boasts the skills necessary to be a proud member of the SFF. Her stomach is an endless storage compartment which she tries to fill 24-7 using skill and stealth combined with sheer determination.

Outside of the Food Network: Her tendencies to be first carry over. She needs to be the center of attention for petting, playing, eating, etc. Total Diva! Like the Jitterbug dance from which she draws her codename, she is wily, fast and full of energy. She wants to go, Go, GO! And she wants YOU to pet and play now, Now NOW! Jetta-Bug is also the recognized girlfriend of The Lanther… when he cares to pay her the attention she desires.

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