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Winter Fun Without the Sun

BARK BARK BARK!!!

Hello lovely Lantherites!!! It’s been a cold, overcast and fairly dreary winter so far in the Northeast. BLAAAH! It’s weather like this that makes Humans… especially THE Human… exceptionally lazy about getting us dogs out there into the wild!

If you follow my BUTT-BOOK… er… uh… FACEBOOK PAGE and/or my TWITTER page, you will see that SHE hasn’t been completely useless in getting me outside for winter activities.

I have done some snow running… like a lone wolf leading the pack through the great arctic! I ran like the wind, AWOOO! And if any Humans got in my way, I plowed them right over! I’m a steamroller, baby!!!

     

I have done some toll-taking… this was a 3-treat toll minimum for all those who wished to pass!!! During one of my walks I noticed that Humans wanted to regularly pass over this point in the road on their little machine thingies… I saw an opportunity. All those who wanted to pass needed to pay a treat toll. Much to my dismay, a traffic jam developed because some Humans were not prepared for the payment required. What?!!! I know, right? What Humans in their right mind don’t travel around with dog treats at the ready? UNSAT!!!

I did some winter sporting activities… LET’S PLAY BALL!!! Despite the efforts of The Human to find me a nice fenced in area, I like to punk her. There were two incredibly small openings in the fencing of the enclosed area. I knew where they were, and I bolted for them every time! BOL! You should see how SHE runs in the snow! Hilarious! You would think she had cement blocks tied to her feet! She was pretty exhausted by the time I was through making her chase me! 

I also went sledding with The Human… I don’t think The Human knew what she was in for when she decided it would be “cute” to take me on board the sled. Silly rabbit! Sleds are NOT for dogs! I tried my best for days to chew off one of those fuzzy balls dangling from her hat. They were taunting me.

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And when The Human was really hitting the winter weather blah mode, she managed to get me started on the indoor program with the treadmill. It’s quite an opportunity for me to get lots of treats, seeing as how that is the primary motivator utilized to get me to mount that goofy contraption. SEE VIDEO HERE: http://viddy.it/bB9dNG

Overall, a winter snowy terrain is awesome! But my favorite thing EVER remains a salty, sunny beach. There’s nothing like the shore! And there’s nothing like sunshine!

Dearest shiny orb, I look forward to seeing more of you as spring nears!

 

The Lanther: ABOUT ME

So… this will answer some questions I’ve gotten… ABOUT ME… WOOF!!! 

http://thelanther.com/about/

Jersey Shore: State of Emergency, State of Resurgency

Greetings! It is I, The Lantherious Lanther!

The most exciting thing currently happening in my little furry world is my charity t-shirt!!! This fall, as most are aware, my home beaches on Long Beach Island (LBI), NJ, were blasted by the unrelenting wrath of Superstorm Sandy. Recovery operations have been in motion since the storm. And while the people of LBI, and most of the Jersey Shore, have made a notable stand to receive visitors this summer, there are still many individuals and businesses that did not recover, or that are still in the midst of a brave attempt to do so.

One day this spring The Human and my Pro Photographer, Michael Bagley, (aka “That Guy,” or “My Paparazzi”) summoned me to do some recovery-related photo shoots (I said… GREAT! Let me practice my Black Steel model face!). Some of the shots were of me standing proudly in front of a wide bulldozer blade at the entrance to the beach (snacks were provided). The sky was mostly cloudy, gray and ominous (I think my fur may have frizzed a little). What little light peeked through the clouds, the heavy equipment seemed to capture and brilliantly reflect (as did my luxurious and silky black coat). The images appeared to tell a story about strength and resilience, of tones of darkness being overcome by light. This translated into a message of the shore and its people coming out of the shadows of despair, and into the light of determination and hope.

 

THIS… was a message that should be seen and shared… for a good cause… to lift spirits… to add to the momentum… to help a charity… even to help local vendors.

AND SO IT BECAME A SHIRT!!!

Jersey Shore: State of Emergency, State of Resurgency

Design Up Close / Worn By The Human While Graced By My Presence

 

The following vendors in the Long Beach Island area will be receiving their orders from us this weekend:

ALL WHOLESALE proceeds gained by the joint effort of The Lanther and Michael Bagley Photography will be donated to the Beach Haven First Aid Squad on Long Beach Island, NJ. The squad’s area of operation covers Ship Bottom through Holgate. Local vendors throughout the supporting area who have pre-ordered t-shirts in support of the charity venture, will be retailing them at their venues, in turn helping those businesses in their recovery efforts as well!

An added benefit for The Lanther fans… my handsome dog mug will be floating around a little more in the area… to which I have to say…    AAAWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!

Seals Are Just Dog Mermaids: Therefore Dogs Should Be Allowed on Summer Beaches!

***above photo is courtesy of MICHAEL BAGLEY PHOTOGRAPHY… the most PAWSOME pet photography studio in ALL THE LAND!!!

It is nearly summertime at the Jersey Shore. That’s not the best thing if you’re a dog, because the townships impose a “no dog” rule for the beaches during active summer tourist season.  The beach is my favorite place IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! I am the KING OF MY JETTIES (I have two, one south and one north – and yes, they are MINE!… I mark them regularly!)

It’s not fair that summer brings with it beach evictions for canines. I pick up my dookie, so that’s not the problem (ok, The Human picks it up, but same-same). I want to enjoy the beach when the temperatures are truly ideal for an ocean swim! Do you know how cold the Atlantic is pre-Summer? Brrr!!! I mean, I’ve got fur but eeek!

I recently posted the following graphic about seals on The Lanther’s Facebook and The Lanther’s Twitter pages, and now I post it here to further my argument in favor of a movement I call, “Paws on the Sand.”

Seals Dog Mermaids

Seals ARE just dog mermaids. So let’s follow the logic.

If seals are just dog mermaids, then dogs are land seals. Seals are allowed on the beach anytime they want. In fact, they are given the right of way by marine life officials – humans must yield and stay away.  So therefore, if seals are allowed on the beach all year-long, and seals are just dog mermaids… dogs should be allowed on the beach all year-long, right? I mean, ARE YA PICKING UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN? (Yes, my Human, I know you pick up what I put down, I mentioned that earlier if you paid attention).

Write a letter to your government leaders supporting “Paws on the Sand” today! And try not to drool on or eat the letter prior to mailing!

THIS MESSAGE IS APPROVED BY THE LANTHER AND HIS BAND OF MERRY DOG RIGHTS ACTIVISTS

(most of which are 4-legged, panting and furry).

WOOF!!!

The Lanther’s Winter Ballet

It troubles me to see how long of a hiatus I have taken from blogging! It is, OF COURSE, The Human’s fault. If I listed the ways that she has been lazy around here, I’d have writer’s paw and the outline to a future novel! But I digress… onto more important things than the lethargy of The Human.

It has been quite a Fall/Winter this year. I have immensely enjoyed my time at the shore, being able to run amok on barren beaches, few people in sight. The Human was a trooper in the face of the bitter cold and cutting winds of Mistress Winter. She had me out and running several times a day, nearly every day. She often braved the chilly temperatures dressed embarrassingly like a mismatched bag lady, but what really matters is that she got out there with me. One of her favorite style choices came to be a bright red ski suit, meant for snow, but used on the sandy beach (sigh), FASHION POLICE!!! Embarrassment aside… for her extreme dedication to my exercise needs, I love her… (for her continued exposure of my young mind to senseless, over-dramatic reality TV,  I DO NOT – but that’s another story).

In honor of a winter that was so amazing, I present to you, my audience…

THE LANTHER’S WINTER BALLET:

A brilliant display of vivid images capturing the skilled choreography of my red ski-suited Human and I.

We were honored to have the great and talented Michael Bagley of Michael Bagley Photography document our performance photographically (Thanks, you’re awesome Dude!). Goodbye sweet peaceful winter that we enjoyed so much!

Moon Beach Landing 2

The Lanther and The Human

 

From the wreckage… WE RISE!!!

Greetings fair Citizens!

The last month has brought with it much destruction and chaos due to the wiles of an evil villainess known to all as Hurricane Sandy. She ravaged the landscape of our NJ coastline, home to the Human and I.

We walked the grounds belonging to our family and friends, as well as our own. We encountered wreckage everywhere. Our Granny’s former home was flooded with 3 feet of water… friends’ homes and properties were annihilated… boats were tossed about like dice in Atlantic City… mountains of debris and sopping wet house guts were piled up to be discarded… industrial dumpsters were strategically placed on every street with monster trucks arriving in convoy to haul it away… National Guardsmen and Police were trooping the storm “war zone.” Quite a sight.

Sandy did her worst and blew out of town leaving behind her destruction and her lowly band of goons, THE LOOTERS, to wreak more havoc. They crossed into THE ZONE by land and water, attempting to circumvent the authorities and steal valuables from unattended, storm-damaged homes.

CITIZENS! WE WILL PREVAIL!!!

For I know of a pair of superheros bound and determined to bring Sandy’s band of thugs to justice!!!

THEY ARE…

BAT-LANTHER AND HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK CANINIA SLAVE!!!

REST EASY CITIZENS! YOUR STREETS WILL BE SAFE AGAIN!!!

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!

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***Bat-Lanther and Caninia Slave photos courtesy of Michael Bagley Photography (www.michaelbagleyphoto.com) – Thanks, we love your work and love of animals!

***Thanks also to Harness Lead www.harnesslead.com for being a useful canine tool before, during and after the storm. The Human and I stayed with 2 other humans and 4 other dogs, and we all used our Harness Leads.

Coming Soon…

I lack in posting since Hurricane Sandy kicked the crap out of my home seashore. Stay tuned, my return is imminent!

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Nor’Easter Following Sandy

Ruh-Roh Raggy!!!

Now a Nor’easter Targets Our Coast right after Hurricane Sandy!

Bark! Bark! Bark!

http://www.foxnews.com/weather/2012/11/06/noreaster-has-sandy-ravaged-region-in-its-crosshairs/

Very brief status update POST HURRICANE SANDY

Alas… internet access! Communications and utilities have been zero to weak due to Hurricane Sandy… which hit directly HERE, in our generally sleepy little vicinity!

I and the Human are SAFE, but displaced. Our area and community got punked HARD by the storm!

Lots to tell… but not in this post.

More to follow…

The Calm Before the Storm

The Human and I are preparing for the arrival of the “Perfect Storm” aka HURRICANE SANDY.  We live right on the coast of NJ.

We have had a lot to do, but we managed to get in a photo session with Harness Lead and Mike Bagley Photography today.  Thanks to both!

We think you will enjoy this shot of the Human and I, which we have dubbed, THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

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