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The Lanther: ABOUT ME

So… this will answer some questions I’ve gotten… ABOUT ME… WOOF!!! 

http://thelanther.com/about/

From the wreckage… WE RISE!!!

Greetings fair Citizens!

The last month has brought with it much destruction and chaos due to the wiles of an evil villainess known to all as Hurricane Sandy. She ravaged the landscape of our NJ coastline, home to the Human and I.

We walked the grounds belonging to our family and friends, as well as our own. We encountered wreckage everywhere. Our Granny’s former home was flooded with 3 feet of water… friends’ homes and properties were annihilated… boats were tossed about like dice in Atlantic City… mountains of debris and sopping wet house guts were piled up to be discarded… industrial dumpsters were strategically placed on every street with monster trucks arriving in convoy to haul it away… National Guardsmen and Police were trooping the storm “war zone.” Quite a sight.

Sandy did her worst and blew out of town leaving behind her destruction and her lowly band of goons, THE LOOTERS, to wreak more havoc. They crossed into THE ZONE by land and water, attempting to circumvent the authorities and steal valuables from unattended, storm-damaged homes.

CITIZENS! WE WILL PREVAIL!!!

For I know of a pair of superheros bound and determined to bring Sandy’s band of thugs to justice!!!

THEY ARE…

BAT-LANTHER AND HIS TRUSTY SIDEKICK CANINIA SLAVE!!!

REST EASY CITIZENS! YOUR STREETS WILL BE SAFE AGAIN!!!

AWOOOOOOOOO!!!

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***Bat-Lanther and Caninia Slave photos courtesy of Michael Bagley Photography (www.michaelbagleyphoto.com) – Thanks, we love your work and love of animals!

***Thanks also to Harness Lead www.harnesslead.com for being a useful canine tool before, during and after the storm. The Human and I stayed with 2 other humans and 4 other dogs, and we all used our Harness Leads.

The Calm Before the Storm

The Human and I are preparing for the arrival of the “Perfect Storm” aka HURRICANE SANDY.  We live right on the coast of NJ.

We have had a lot to do, but we managed to get in a photo session with Harness Lead and Mike Bagley Photography today.  Thanks to both!

We think you will enjoy this shot of the Human and I, which we have dubbed, THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM

BLACK STEEL!!!

Team photo shoot today with my Human and the Harness Lead head honcho!  I got to hang out with some other dogs and lots of people today.  There was some work involved, but I also got to swim and play… WORK HARD, PLAY HARD!!! That’s what I say!!! Well, I say a lot of things… most of which are about FOOD…but… I digress!!!

We got some really cool photos courtesy of Michael Bagley Photography

(Michael Bagley takes awesome photos and donates a lot of his time to taking photos of shelter dogs to help get them adopted – and it does help – he took some of me when I was a shelter pup, too!!!).  He’s going to Heaven!!! Yup… he’s a 5-Milkbone Rated human!!!

So here are the photos… I have perfected my signature modeling “LOOK” called “BLACK STEEL”… I hope you are prepared for how really, really ridiculously good-looking I am!!! AWOOO!!!

These photos were taken for Harness Lead and many went on their website (newly upgraded), so you may check out their web page to see where I appear if you like. WOOF!!!

The Lanther Appears on Harness Lead Promos [VIDEO POST]

My days stuck watching America’s Next Top Model against my will with the Human have paid off! That is where I learned from Tyra Banks to “SMIZE,” elongate my neck and be aware of the lighting on my jowls.  All tricks I employed to charm the humans into selecting me as a spokesdog / actor for Harness Lead.  I got the gig!!! AWOOO!!!

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Yes, yes… thank you!  I am very excited…

It started with some modeling shots of me wearing their harness – which I am ecstatic to say they’ve decided to use on their product sales tag.  It then moved on to my first product video, the instructional video for Harness Lead (posted below).

During shoots I got to be the center of attention… I got to be with my Human… I was pet a lot… and of course, I was offered tasty morsels  (WINNING!!!).

I think it all turned out quite well.  I have the charisma and presence of George Clooney on the Red Carpet… I am just showing it off in a Red Harness instead.  I have a tongue that rivals Gene Simmons’… mine is actually bigger and badder.  And my stylist commented that my haircut is way hipper than Bieber’s.  I think I wagged it!!!

AWOOO!!!

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Check out where this video appears, as well as see my other modeling photos on www.harnesslead.com

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